My SO talks in his sleep and usually I ignore it cause he mumbles in Spanish and makes no sense.

However tonight was sweet and funny

Him "Flaca (skinny girl) you ok?"

Me "yeah baby I'm just uncomfortable"

Him pulls me close to cuddle" oh baby girl

want do you need? You know I love you"

Him *snores*

Hahaha

Few minutes later

Him "look at this asshole getting the way when I'm typing to take our picture"

Me "who baby?"

Him "that wolverine guy, Hugh Jackman or whatever his name is and his buddy Blade"

Hahaha I'm dying as he starts snoring again.