How do you wipe?

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So this is a debate in my house, how do you wipe? My Fiancé and his brother both stand and me and everyone else in our family sits. 😂 I honestly just feel like standing to wipe is just wrong lmao. So guys how do you wipe?

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I was half expecting this to be a front-to-back vs. back-to-front poll... 😷

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This may be just me but when you stand your butt cheeks close over making in harder to wipe your ass. Lol unless you then bend over and that just sounds like to many steps for a simple ass wiping 😂🤔

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I had no idea there were this many standers in the world 😱 I'm baffled..

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How do you get your hand down there to wipe if you sit? 😶😝

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I sit. Who stands to wipe themselves

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I usually wipe while sitting but if I'm using a public toilet where I have to hover over the toilet seat while doing my business then I'll stand.

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People really stand to do this? What if there are drips or it takes a few wipes? 😱 I can't bare the thought of it, I'm thinking about it too much 😂😂😂😂

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My I have too much ass and thighs to wipe while sitting I guess lmfao

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Jesus I've been doing it wrong this whole time 😭😭 lmao

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I shit to wipe a number 2 but stand for a number 1. I know most people think it's right to sit but I always find that I get up and it dribbles if I do that! So I stand and immediately put the tissue there, no mess at all

How do you wipe?

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