PENIS 101: A low-calorie treat

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Did you know that a teaspoon of semen only has 5 to 7 calories in it?

Ok, ok.

So you don't want to replace your morning yogurt with that kind of snack.

At least when you go down, you don't have to worry about how many calories you're consuming.

Just add this onto the things you never thought you'd know about penises list ;)