I don't usually do a lot of dirty talk and if I do, it doesn't turn me on much.

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But I was talking to one of my mutuals on tumblr that I have a constant flirtation with and have had for over a year. We were talking about how I'm giving up on my crush on this really cute girl because she is probably in a relationship. 
I was talking about how it had been so long since I'd been turned on properly and he mentioned that he was jacking off while he was talking to me. I asked him what he was thinking about and he said me. He lives on a different continent than I do but we have a mutual "It's never going to happen" crush on each other. 
I asked him what he would do with me if I was there. He walked me through it. I instigated a few things, telling him that I was tight and he'd have to properly turn me on to be able to put himself inside of me. He just loved that. After he came, he thanked me and said that wasn't where he expected that conversation to go. 
I was turned on, which is a rarity these days thanks to antidepressants and depression, so I went to my bedroom and started masturbating...and was actually able to orgasm. It wasn't the best I've ever had but it was my first one in months. (((That's why I'm celebrating!!)
I guess I should offer to dirty talk people on the Internet more often. 
Have any of you gotten off online with someone who you could never actually be with but you have awesome chemistry?