I Hate My Body

According to my cervical mucus I'm pretty sure I'm either pregnant or I missed my ovulation. I had three days of like gushing watery cervical mucus where it felt like I peed my pants. Today i have like this almost chunky creamy cervical discharge and there's alot of it as well. I test Saturday but my cycles are so irregular that we just kind of have sex randomly. IDK why I'm gushing all of this mucus but I better be pregnant. I'm not counting on it though. I'm pretty sure I missed ovulation even though my strips tested negative. It could also be the vitex I started. IDK I just want to be pregnant so bad and everything my body is doing is just increasingly confusing. Oh well. Thanks for listening to my confusing rant.