I just gave birth Sunday night. He is 4 freaking days old and has figured out how to roll. I shit you not. We spent $400 on a cosleeper (that has solid sides, so it's not safe for babies who roll) for it to be slept in for *maybe* 10 minutes.

This kid is crazy. He puts his huge feet in the air and worms them back and forth till he rolls over onto his side. Kid has monkey feet, got them from me, he could throw up gang signs with his toes.

I need serious help on how to get him to stay in one spot!