He thought Lubriderm was lube....

So it was his first time....and he was so excited. I was sort of into him, but it was more of a pastime to be honest. Anyway, we were about to get it going and he looked at me and was like "I even have lube!" And I was like "oh cool" without really thinking twice. So he lubed up and the second he started to enter me I felt INTENSE burning. And I don't mean usual lube burning, this shit BURNED. So I immediately stopped and asked him what the hell he used, and he reached down and picked up a bottle of Lubriderm....LIKE THE LOTION. I ran into the bathroom and rinsed off and have been uncomfortable for the past three days! He was so embarrassed. But definitely learned his lesson! 😂