what is the stupidest but funniest thing ur significant other say

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What is the is the most annoying, stupid but yet funniest thing ur boyfriend ever says to you ladies?

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"You look like a very beautiful princess potato" 😂😂 we are very weird but he likes to act tough in front of everyone

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My boyfriend always plays with my breasts which are double ds, and occasionally says "they're so full of milk". Let me just say, I've never had children. I don't even say anything to argue with him lmao. It's not even worth my time explaining 😂

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There's so many omg 🤦🏼‍♀️ but the most recent was a couple weeks ago.. he asked me if I had to buy my amniotic fluid from a store lmao. (I'm pregnant) but he's obviously not familiar or was ever taught about pregnancy so I can't say he's stupid, I just found it very funny lol

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"They weren't born blue." It's something a guy said in this video supporting the black lives matter movement. He makes fun of it all the time, not the movement but the quote. So annoying, but gets me cracking every time.

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Not my significant other, but my best friend does this thing where she grabs her cat and presses her nose on the cats and asks if I think the cat hates her. I'm always like yes dummy. There are plenty of things she says an I just look at her like "girl that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard". I love my best friend though.

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Ooooh I got a good one...
So I was explaining to my bf that I wanted to switch over to menstrual cups instead of tampons and hes like 
ok? Where do you put it?
I said right up my vagina
And then he asks if I have to take it out to pee
I tell him that I dont havw to sincr women dont per out our vaginas and that That's a different hole
My lovely bf asks if he could fuck me through that hole 
He quickly says he is jk lol 
He then proceeds to tell me that he knows that because his mom had mentioned it, that women had 3 holes down there 2 fuckable and one not...
I'm pretty sure he made that shit up smh lol

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He talks & sings to me in the voice of the little old man, Whitey from "Eight Crazy Nights" haha

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He imitates tony montana from scarface 🙄🙄🙄 all the friggin time

what is the stupidest but funniest thing ur significant other say

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