I am a hot mess
When you lock yourself in your friends bathroom and make noise trying to get out and when you finally do, you trip over their child's toys and fall down because ow
And then when you get up, your ankle gives out and you fall again and take out a fan and rip the cord out of the wall. And guess who's laughing the most? Your boyfriend. He saw me fall and then said "oh crap you okay? And then I fell again and he laughed so hard he almost cried.
Atleast nobody was sleeping.
Nope, I'm not drunk. Nobody here is drinking. I'm just an idiot. 🤦♀️ what is wrong with me.
That was ridiculous, you ever seen a model on the runway fall and get back up and fall again? That's what it looked like. But legos were involved. Feel free to laugh at me 🔥💩
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