My boyfriend always picks me up after work on Fridays, and we are both, well, horny. Anyways, we've been texting about how much we can't wait to rip each other's clothes off all morning. We stopped texting for a few hours because he's at work. Then he texted me to tell me he was getting off work early and said "I wanna fuck." Did I reply with something flirty or sexy? Nope. I replied with this.😂