"We're gonna stop bullying"

"Don't lie to your kids, if you believe the bible 'If you're nice to other ppl they'll be nice to you' sure that's why we celebrate Easter right?" "And then there's other ppl who's like 'we're gonna put an end to bullying' really? Your gonna solve the problem Jesus could not accomplish, Mohammed could not accomplish, Abraham could not accomplish, Moses could not accomplish, Confucius could not accomplish, the Buddha could not accomplish, the Dalai Lama could not accomplish, the Dowe could not accomplish. Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, couldnt accomplish. Mandela could not accomplish. MLK could not accomplish. GHANDI could not accomplish... But you Rebecca you're gonna nip it in the bud. Your job as a parent is to find your kids flaws and fuck with them before anyone else does. If your kid has one eye bigger than the other it's your job to look at your kid and say 'Googly eye, Googly eye!' Make a song about it. You gotta get him ready. Then when he goes to school and someone tries to make fun of him for that he's like 'yea I know Googly eye, Googly eye! Keep looking in my eyes see if you don't walk crooked.' The kids will be like 'oh shit don't mess with him' "

Thought it was a funny show how he presented this topic you can say the beginning might be a little dark humor to some but I think he is one of those comedians that make serious topics funny we all deserve a laugh. 

Here's the link to the full show if you'd like to hear the whole thing it's an hour and 45 minutes long: https://youtu.be/ASUOpo8Qz0w