Romantic Comedies

I think it should be illegal for female directors to direct romantic comedies.. only because the words that come out of the male actor's mouth seem too perfect for a real man to make up.

Maybe it's me but romantic comedies be like :

Boy : You are so beautiful, your body is shaped perfectly into a work of art.

Girl : Aw babe!!

*boy and girl have hot, sensual, long sex*

But in reality, this shit happens to me.. :

Boy : So uh let's get it over with

Girl : Oh babe..

*boy and girl have five minute sex and girl doesn't even get an orgasm*