Weirdest dreams!

C 💕

I've been having the WEIRDEST dreams 😂

Some have been more like nightmares but for the most part they're pretty funny.

Some of them are..

1) I had a dream I was pretty far in my pregnancy & someone (don't know who) kept slapping my butt out in public. It was apparently the same person because every time I'd turn around and say "Damn it, I've told you a hundred times to stop doing that!" There was never a name said or a face shown so idk who it was! (I'm assuming it was my bf lol)

2) I was back in high school with my group of friends & we were sitting at a table. They were teasing me about being a virgin & I was getting pissed off so I stood up and pointed at a very pregnant belly & said "Told you, fuckers!" The best part about this dream was that I was at school with a giant purple t-shirt as a nightgown & the backside was stuck in my panties so everyone saw my undies and no one said anything lol.

3) My bf asked me to clean up the house & make a special dinner because someone was coming over that he wanted me to meet. I slaved throughout the house, cleaned every inch and made a fantastic meal. My bf gets off work & following him in is his cousin & his cousins girlfriend. I already knew them so I figured they werent he new guest. Next, some random chick walked in & at first I assumed it was his sister. (He has a sister he hasn't met yet.) So the girl walks up to me & hugs me saying she heard so much about me & she's so happy to finally meet me & blah blah. Well, I start the final touches on dinner & when I turn around my bf and this chick are in our bed making out! Like, really going at it! I kinda stood there in shock and then I woke up! Now I KNOW it was just a dream & my bf had no control on it but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little mad at him when I woke up. It's like he sensed what was happening bc he rolled over and cuddles up to me & I really wanted to hit him lol. I'm blaming my hormones on this one.

4) My boyfriend and I were playing hide and seek with my nieces and nephews & all of a sudden they all turned into demons. But they were like born again demons that wanted to do better so we saw them battling with themselves about if they wanted to kill us or try to get into heaven. It was hilariously scary.

There was a lot more but these ones have been my favorite so far. They all felt so real 😂😂😂