I'm think I'm going to kill him

It's 2am. 39w pregnant, can't sleep because swelling from carpal tunnel is hurting too much. Trying to calm myself I think, "It's okay, theres leftover Chinese food in the fridge. Go have a snack and maybe you can sleep better after. That sweet and sour chicken was amazing." So i open the fridge and guess what? No leftovers. My dearest DEAREST husband left them in the hot, humid car 9 hours ago after he specifically told me he would grab them and that I should go inside and relax. I don't really see any option at this point other than choking him in his sleep 😤 of course we just moved so there isn't any other food in the house and now my cravings can only be satisfied by the perfection of those golden little sweet and sour nuggets drizzled with plum sauce.

Lord. It's time for this kid to get out of me.