i got the funniest story 😂

so this guy and i were seeing if we could pick each other up in different ways. and so i tried picking him up first (couldn't do it) and then it was his turn. he picked me up a few different ways and then he tried the one where he grabs my legs and i hop on him so to where i'm straddling him... so he does this and as soon as my legs jump apart the LOUDEST fart comes out, i legit had no control over it, and both of our eyes widened and i was legit so embarrassed i couldn't even look at him. i asked if he thought me any differently and he said: "i used to think of you as an angel. now you're just an angel who farts." 😂😂😂😂 at least he knows i'm human! 😅😅😅😅😅