funniest sex stories?

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sick of worrying about ttc and ovulation and charts. let's all laugh!

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I recently found my boyfriend lying to me about some petty shit & got back at him with a golden shower 😂 I Told him I was about to cum and to put his mouth on my cuchie and pissed in his mouth ; yeah Ima Bitch , but that will teach em to stop bullshitting .

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Once my noyfriend and I were having sex and I was on my back and he was on top, he was about to orgasm and when he did he shot it IN MY EYEBALL. My eye was red the next day and I had to tell our friends I had allergies (until we had drinks and laughed about it later). Once my boyfriend hit his head on the shelf above his bed and knocked over the radio and everything else I tried not to laugh

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I was giving my husband head once and I do not swallow. Texture makes me puke. So he "finished" on my face, got up my nose, in my eye...

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I once gave my boyfriend a blowjob and it was going like normal or so I thought.. my head must have been tilted differently because when he came. it hit the top of my mouth and basically his cum came out of my nose. lol, I was in shock having fun dripping out of my nose on to his thighs. that shit burns 😩

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