We had sex in a car... 🚗

Okay soooo my husband and I haven't had lots of adult time since our beautiful baby girl was born. My mom came up for the night to watch her while we went out.

So I go all out. I curl my hair, I wear this super sexy dress, and my eyeliner is ON POINT. I'm thrilled. We go to this fancy af restaurant (like super fancy) and sit at the bar. We immediately get some martinis🍸and of course I get a buzz quick because I hadn't had anything to eat and I hadn't drunk anything since I was pregnant. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It was such a nice night. We people watch and make up stories about who we think they are. Since it was such a nice place we had plenty of material. After my blueberry watermelon martini, we eat this bacon wrapped quail. Then I ask my husband to surprise me with a drink and I get this cool daiquiri. The bartender is super cool and he talked to us about his new drink menu. So after a shrimp appetizer he fixes me this new drink that's like half Angry Orchard (with a couple things I've never heard of but I don't even care at this point 😆). I'm 1000% buzzed. I order the blueberry duck, he orders the salmon. And finally at the end of the night we get dessert martinis! 🍸 Mine was something nutty with white chocolate while my husbands was chocolate mint. At this point I'm so bubbly and talkative we become fast friends with the bartender. We talk about fiery drinks and he said he can't make them anymore because the last guy didn't blow out a fiery Dr. Pepper and the dude had burns down his chin. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He asks me if I know Harry Potter (and my buzzed ass was like YES OMG I LOVE IT ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A GOBLET OF FIRE) then he just makes me this delicious drink on the house to show me what it is. 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃 If you're keeping count that's 4.5 drinks y'all.

On our way home it's after 10:30pm and we're like giggling and talking and I tend to get a little handsy (okay a lot handsy) and I'm like "Okay, I may be drunk, buuuut we should totally find somewhere to have sex in the ca!r"

To my complete surprise my husband like OKAY! 😂 (He usually doesn't indulge my drunken advances. 😏)

I take off my underwear (wearing a dress) and he starts fingering me until we find a place. I'm wet and ready to go. We find a secluded place and hop in the backseat. It was a little cramped, but he pounded me in that backseat I swear it didn't even matter!

Sooooo that's the story of my amazing night as a boring stay at home mom & wife of 5 years... keepin the fire going!