Period Rant

I just feel like letting my frustrations out. I really hate having periods. One moment im exploding all over the toilet, then the next moment im constipated and super backed up. Getting cramps feels like my rear end is getting fisted with a pitchfork and eating always makes me feel bloated and disgusting. I get nauseous, and I hate that constant annoying pressure in my pelvic region. It feels like I'm always stuffed and backed up with poop, food, and period gunk. I don't even want to get up in the mornings because i know ill have to awkwardly close my legs and do a penguin walk to the bathroom so nothing spills out. I feel so disgusting at the moment. I honestly just wish I could stay asleep for 4 days straight and let my period pass. ugghvvsvs I hate everything right now.