Drunk, bloody, naked man walks into the wrong house

And got into my moms bed with her dad

LMAO SO THIS SOUNDS SO WEIRD

so I'll add in more detail. My mom was 15, it was way before I was even a twinkle in my dad's eye.

My mom wanted to sleep with her mom, because she was really, really sick with something and wanted her mom. So her dad got up and let her have the bed with her mom and went and slept in my moms bed by himself. Later on, after everyone was dead asleep,

Some VERY drunk guy somehow quietly broke into the house (I'm living in this house as an adult and that's weird just now realizing that for some reason lol)

And he walked through the hallway, goes into my moms bedroom and crawls in bed with my grandpa. Butt ass naked, bleeding everywhere.

My grandpa was..he was crazy as hell. Mean, very mean. Not to his family, of course. He did something for a living, pretty sure it was illegal. He never told his kids what he did, only my grandma knows. And she won't talk about it. He is dead and gone, i tried getting it out of her. That woman is taking it to her grave. So there's some background on my grandpa. 🤷‍♀️

Anyways, my grandma wakes up with a bad feeling. The TV in my moms room had been turned on and was on static, so it lit the hallway. She walks through the hallway, and sees that there's blood everywhere. Bloody hand marks on the hallway wall.

So she's creeped out as shit, and she walks into my moms room where her husband is supposed to be. She sees a man in bed with her husband. She knows damn well that this is not someone she knows. I know it sounds like some kind of bad porno but it really happened lol. She knows it's an intruder. She turns on the light and yells and at my grandpa. My grandpa rolls over and yells "DAMNIT MONA WHAT" 😂😂😂 and she says "THERES A BLOODY NAKED MAN BESIDE YOU" and he gets up, pulls this dude up by his leg and drags him to the living room, asking who the hell he is and what he was doing in his house. He's so drunk, he could barely talk. But he was really young so my gpa had mercy. So they call 911 and the cops come and take the naked man away. My grandpa goes to talk to him the next day in jail. Finds out that he was in college, never had been in trouble in his life. He went out with a group of girls, at some point they dropped him off in the yard of the wrong house, naked, and just left him there. This guy cried to my gpa, said he was humiliated and didn't mean harm. My grandpa bailed him out and talked to him. He brought him over to the house again. My mom was there this time awake and feeling better. She slept through that entire thing because she was so sick. Her parents told her later. And he showed him my mom and said "if my daughter had been in her bed that night, I would have broke your neck. I suggest you get your life together and pick better friends. You got lucky" and wished the dude farewell.

This is a story my mom told me more than once because it was so just "wtf" and I felt like telling it.

Imagine waking up to a random bleeding naked dude next to you. He cut his arm all up while breaking in, I forgot to add that. That's why he bled on everything. PSA, don't get drunk and naked and break into someone's house. My gpa could have been a damn mob boss for all anyone knows. Hell.