I Love My Husband...But...😫

I want to divorce his asshole.

Just a little humor 😂 were on bed rest at the hospital so he's slept on the pull out mattress thing here every night for the last 20 days and we still have 4 weeks left till I'm induced at 34 weeks and I love him very very much. We had Chinese tonight and I'm guessing it didn't agree with him bc some unholy thing died in his asshole and escapes every 20minutes and it's SO BAD we're not even in the same bed and I'm nauseated AND he's like 10ft away. I'm awake bc pregnancy insomnia and my gawd idk if I can even sleep through it.

I feel like I should poke him with a stick like a piece of possible Roadkill to make sure he's not dead...