A day in the life of living with a man who lives to roast you

First I would like to apologize for my ridiculous use of gifs. It had to be done.

So me and my bf were chilling on the couch talking about food like

I didn't feel like cooking so I made pizza rolls and when he saw how much I made he said "you're gonna eat all that?!" I said hello I made some for you! And then he says he's not hungry.

Then of course when I sit down with my plate he digs in. After sharing that with him I got more cuz I was starving and he goes "stop eating!!"

I said what are you afraid I'm gonna get fat?? And he goes "I wish. That ass needs to get bigger."

He lives for roasting me and trying to get me to play fight with him so I just gave him no reaction like

Then later when he wanted some in bed I'm like

Followed by:

I may not be good at snarky comebacks but there's no beating this one JOKES ON YOU BABYCAKES