Story time!!!

Story time!!!! Today on my way home from work I had to poop like no other, so I stopped at a gas station to use their facilities (I bought a drink after). I was in there a while I won't lie, maybe 30 minutes (I have IBS). All I was doing was pooping, I wasn't doing anything to give suspicion that anything else was occurring. Well, a woman came in after me and went potty, no big deal. I am a very private person so while she was in there I made no sound because I don't like other people hearing me pee or poop. Well a moment after the first woman left a worker came in and started pretending to clean the counters. After I was done I went to purchase my drink and the woman working the counter asked me what I was doing in there. I looked at her very confused and answered that I was going #2 and said I'm sorry it took a while, I have a medical condition that makes it hard to go sometimes. She proceeds to tell me that the woman that had just left (the first woman in the bathroom) came out and told her I was doing drugs in the bathroom!! She said I was making no sound and was in there a while so I was doing drugs?! Like excuse me?! God forbid someone poop without something else going on or having someone else in their business right?! If the employee had called the cops I could have been in big trouble! Why the hell would you spread rumors about a stranger and possibly fuck up their life like that?! People poop! Not everyone is a druggy! Get a damn life!