Am I ??? Or am I crazy 😫

Ok so, here’s a simple breakdown girls, am I crazy? Idk how to feel. So I had unprotected sex exactly 4 weeks ago, we aren’t pressed for NOT having a baby. If it happens it happens. I got my period about a week after and it legit lasted like a day maaaayybe 2. I chalked it up To being irregular. But then about 2 days later I woke up in the middle of the night with terrible abdominal pain. I had a dream that night too that an angel blew air into a baby girl. How crazy! She was mine. It freaks me out just saying it. Now I’m due for my period next week and since then my symptoms are heavy cramping everyday, bloating, my boobies hurt a little nothing too crazy. Just the other day I wanted to slap myself cuz I craved pickles and I hate pickles. Ive been craving soda and iced coffee which I usually hot and 30 cups a day is how it feels. I’m down to just iced coffee. Ive been having what feels like carpal tunnel and it’s horrible! My teacher said she had that when she was pregnant And my mom said all 9 months she had it. I’m scared, BAT SHIT scared lol 🦇 has anyone experienced this????? Oh an I cried listening to shakira Africa song... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*** haha I’m losing it!