What the weirdest name your kid has for things?

So I've been spending a lot of time with my niece and nephew and I've noticed my 2 year old niece has the WEIRDEST names for stuff.

She calls me "Day" but my name is Sam, and she calls my fiancé "Gay" and his name is James..so we're Day and Gay 😑 😆

Here's some of her other weirdness

Pacifier = Hotdog

Walmart = Up

McDonalds = HaMaow

iPad = Leedle Leedle

My dog (boomer) = Hoe

There's probably some I'm forgetting. Honestly she can speak really well and get her point across but she just has her own names for things. Its funny when you're out in public and they're talking using their code names for everything and you understand them and people just look at you like "what is that kid even talking about?".

What are some strange names your kids or kids you know have for things?