Taking my baby isn't funny.

Several times a week when I'm out with my daughter a stranger will come up to me, and say something along the lines of these examples:

"She's so cute I'm going to take her home!"

"I want her! "

"Im taking her"

And outright, "can I have your baby??!!"

Like wtf I don't know how psycho you really are. I don't mind people admiring her or talking to me and asking questions but jokes about abducting my baby aren't funny to me, my husband, or sometimes the husbands of the fools these words vomit out of.