two freaking days to go
two days until AF is expected and man oh man i cannot tell if she plans to arrive or delay her visit for nine months
meanwhile my breasts have been aching for a few days (plus some real fun armpit throbbing), which is either a tiny human setting up residence OR a new clue about AF (chemical last month so maybe my body got some new tricks).
i would really love to have to make up a story about being on antibiotics at Thanksgiving, so i can avoid wine, but if the witch arrives Monday, imma need my own bottle of wine, thanks.
keeping my fingers crossed for all my cycle buddies.