My Life is a Sitcom
Every now and then I feel like I'm stuck in a sitcom rather than reality. Here's a place for everyone to share the crazy antics in their life. Here's a few that have happened in the past few days:
Him: (dancing around doing mock ballet while in the middle of a conversation with me).
Me: What are you doing?
Him: An arabesque
(bends leg)
With attitude!
Me: You probably don't remember what my wedding dress looked like, do you?
Him: I think it had some lace up here...no? Not even close?
Me: Nope- but nice try.
Him: If I could have one wish it would be to train with Master Roshi.
Me: Why not Bruce Lee?
Him: Because Bruce Lee is dead.
Me: ... Master Roshi isn't real...
Him: But he's not dead.
My husband lays down on the couch to take a nap so I pick up my book and start reading. Next thing I know, he's singing 90's songs at the top of his lungs.
"So much for that nap, huh?" -me
And his 100% COMPLETELY SERIOUS response is:
"I'm singing myself to sleep."
Him: It's my birthday.
Me: No it's not.
Him: Uuuh, did I get a cake?
😒😂😂😊
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