Every now and then I feel like I'm stuck in a sitcom rather than reality. Here's a place for everyone to share the crazy antics in their life. Here's a few that have happened in the past few days:

Him: (dancing around doing mock ballet while in the middle of a conversation with me).

Me: What are you doing?

Him: An arabesque

(bends leg)

With attitude!

Me: You probably don't remember what my wedding dress looked like, do you?

Him: I think it had some lace up here...no? Not even close?

Me: Nope- but nice try.

Him: If I could have one wish it would be to train with Master Roshi.

Me: Why not Bruce Lee?

Him: Because Bruce Lee is dead.

Me: ... Master Roshi isn't real...

Him: But he's not dead.

My husband lays down on the couch to take a nap so I pick up my book and start reading. Next thing I know, he's singing 90's songs at the top of his lungs.

"So much for that nap, huh?" -me

And his 100% COMPLETELY SERIOUS response is:

"I'm singing myself to sleep."

Him: It's my birthday.

Me: No it's not.

Him: Uuuh, did I get a cake?

😒😂😂😊

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