My mom always asks me to spend the night and I try (she has the MOST COMFORTABLE bed on earth). Sometimes I crawl in her bed and I’m dead asleep, other times she falls asleep first and I end up going home. She snores louder than a chainsaw motor

I seriously dont know how my dad lives here.

Then you’ve got a 150 pound dog trying to lay on you and two other dogs.

Then to put the cherry on the effing cake 🙃🙃🙃 my brothers alarm goes off for TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. He sleeps through it. HOWWWWW OMG

I’m here right now and it’s 5AM and I have yet to sleep. Awesome. My mom needs nose strips for snoring and my brother needs a swift kick in the ass. My dads so lucky he already went to work 😭