lol jetpacking

So last night I'm at my fwb's house. We have amazing sex (which started with a back rub because of course that's how it goes. "I'll rub your back" "oh thank you so much that feels great....annnnnd now there's a dick in me.") and we get ready for bed. So I'm laying on my back and he's beside me on his back. He rolls over and faces away from me. Then I hear him mumble "How come I never get to be the little spoon?" I giggle and roll over against his back. Keep in mind I'm like 5'4 and 150 lbs. He's 6'4 and about 280. So I look like his jetpack when I spoon him. So we're laying there and he suddenly rolls over to face me. He says "I'm gonna give you lessons on being the big spoon. So put this arm out like this so I have something to put my pillow on. Then put this arm here so that I feel like I'm being held. Then put your pillow here so I can steal a bit of your pillow and you can lay on it too. Ready? Try again." and he rolls back over. So we get situated and he sighs. I laugh a little and say "You comfy now?" and he says "Yes, it's perfect. I'm so warm and cozy and I GET TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON YAYYY. I never get to be the little spoon! I could get used to this. Are you comfy?" I say "Yeah, I'm alright. I feel like your jetpack though. I'm a little too small to be the big spoon," I laugh a little and he mumbles "But I'm enjoying this. I don't always wanna be the big spoon. Compromise. That's what it's all about. *Sighs*...plus, I don't have to worry about getting poked in the butt like you do. HAHAHAHAHA. I win." He wiggles his butt against me and promptly passes out. I fell asleep soon after but when we woke up, I was the little spoon again. I heard him groan and then he grumbled "I don't get to be the little spoon anymore...*sigh* such is life.." Then he nuzzled into me and kissed my shoulder and cuddled up to me as the big spoon to my little spoon. Not long after he whispers "You know...I heard a blowjob in the morning gets rid of morning breath....wanna test that theory?" and the moment was over 😂