What the hell is glow, seriously? This can't be real.

Most girls on this app post about having the tiniest baby bumps, their boobs get huge during pregnancy, yet stay perky. Everyone breast feeds no problem. Everyone posts pics of their flawless, stretchmark-less postpartum bodies. Everyone has saved at least 10k for their baby, on top of already owning a home. Plus everyone is a yoga-loving, rock-climbing, granola-eating insta fitness model. Are there any heavy, stretch marked, gaming moms here, or am I just an oddball?