First signs or body tricks?

Don’t know if I’m actually pregnant or my body is saying “iight b*tch you wanna be pregnant so bad, imma show you what it’s like!”

Over the past two weeks or so, I’ve been experiencing pangs of nausea, extreme fatigue, heartburn (which rarely to NEVER happens to me), fluctuation of emotions, either super high sex drive or none at all (we ended up having so much sex that he was sore lol), headaches, sore nipples/breasts, dizziness, shortness of breath when I lay down, severe backaches, HORRIBLE cramping and bloating.

Today alone I’ve experienced a pang of nausea, severe backache, awful cramps, extreme fatigue, sore boobies, and SUPER emotional. I mean, I’m crying at the drop of a hat for no reason.

UGHHH PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL