I’m 37 weeks and 3 days, and I am Ready. To. Have. Baby.

My doctor says she’s quite comfortable inside me, but I don’t want her comfortable- I want her out!!!

I’m swollen and puffy like a marshmallow. My joints are killing. I have to pee all the time.

Please, tell me I’m not the only one feeling this way. I can’t stand listening to all the happy people who keep reminding me that every day extra she stays in, it is better for her lungs. I know that! I want my baby healthy! I just also want her out into the world.

...sorry, I really needed to rant.