I Wrecked Myself And It's Not Even 6 AM.

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I've been having really bad sneezing fits recently, and so I got one while sitting at my kitchen table eating breakfast before a very hyper 9 year old wakes up and I won't have a minute to myself. So I sneezed so hard I smacked my head on the table and sniffled right after, thus inhaling salt on the table through my nostrils and now I have a nosebleed. Someone told me how I fucked up this bad this early in the day. I'm goin back to bed 😐