UPDATE!!!! HELP! My bf is shitting in my shoes!

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So I just bought a new puppy and my bf isn't happy about it. He wants me to give it to my sister, but I love the puppy soo much and it's so cute and small. This is my forever puppy! I could never give it to my sister, even though she loves dogs and really wants a puppy too.

Okay, so. I noticed this morning when I got up, that there was poo in my sneakers!! I know it can't possibly be the puppy, because the puppy's poo is so small (he's only 12 weeks old). The poo in my shoe was really big, so I know it's my boyfriend shitting in my shoes and trying to make me think it's the puppy so I'll give the puppy to my sister. What should I do?! Should I tell my bf I know it's him, or just forget about it?

**DISCLAIMER** Sorry for the delay in posting an update, I never expected this post would get so much attention! Before I start, I just want to reiterate that giving the puppy away was never an option for me. A lot of people seem to think I was asking if I should pick the puppy or my bf, but I was actually just asking if I should confront my bf or not. Also, I understand why some people think it’s fake. I probably would too because it’s such a crazy situation, but I honestly just didn’t know what to think. It really is a genius idea if you think about it.

UPDATE!! Okay so basically I was real torn up about it for a few days, and sad that I had to throw out my awesome shoes (they were beyond cleaning) 😭😭 But then something important occurred to me! My bf has a sleep disorder and sometimes sleep walks and does weird stuff. So maybe he accidentally did it in his sleep!

I stayed up for three nights straight, but the most interesting thing I saw him do was eat some doggy treats and rearrange all the toilet paper. (I know it’s weird but it’s just sleep walking stuff). Finally it was just eating me up too much and I had to get to the truth. I’ve known my bf for a long time and I know he’s not crazy, but at the same time the poop just doesn’t match up, you know? I felt like Tina in that episode when she’s trying to find out who’s pooping all over the school.

I finally confronted him about it. I told him everything, even about this post and how everyone says it’s super weird. He just laughed his ass off. He didn’t even get offended or defensive or anything, he just thought it was the funniest thing in the world that I thought he would shit in my shoes. He’s like “who the fuck would do that??” and thought it was hilarious. 🤔🤔

Well, finally the truth came out a few days later (literally) when I was taking my puppy for a walk and saw his poop 😱😱 Normally it’s really small, but this one was massive! Like idk how tf it even came out of his butt. Then I realized earlier that day I had given him some dog treats that I also gave him the week earlier when the mysterious poo happened! So it really was the puppy and my bf isn’t crazy at all. 😂😂 Now I make sure to put all my shoes away when I come home, and we’re potty training Jeffery too (that’s the puppy not my bf).

Oh yeah, btw my bf has really warmed up to him. They cuddle together and stuff now and get along well. It’s actually pretty cute. Happy ending for us! (Btw my bf isn’t Vladimir Putin.)