I Shit On My Husband
So. My husband and I were having sex yesterday, I decided I wanted to use my butt plug. I've only used it a few times, we've had it for quite a while. Anyways, it keeps popping out I was on top, then we did a little doggy style, finally we were doing reverse cowgirl where he would have ample opportunity to keep it from popping out so much. It pops out at some point, I tell him to put it back in and he shoves it too hard, the WHOLE THING WENT IN MY ASSHOLE! So I try to "push" it out not knowing that shit went all over him. I get off of him to make it easier to try and physically "pull" it out and about that time I hear him scream "there's shit all over me!!!" So I'm pulling and pushing and i finally get to come out, along with shitting all over my hand, the floor, etc. Now, to everyone reading this you're probably grossed out, and maybe slightly embarrassed for me. I assure you, I was too. My husband says "let's get in the shower" we got all cleaned up and he gets all of the bed sheets and helps me get them to the wash and then he comes in and shampoos the carpet. Never once did he say anything out of the way, he took it upon himself to clean it up without making me feel ashamed.
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