Now I only use that word when it really, really fits a person. And that would be my sister.

I live with my parents because I’m an 18 year old college student. My brother (16 years old) also lives here. Also my 26 year old sister and her 21 year old husband. Yes. They started dating when he was 15 and she was 21. Gross. But that’s not the problem at hand.

They live in our house for free. No rent, no bills, nothing. They also have no plans of leaving anytime soon because they’re just assholes. Not only do they not pay rent, but they’ve never done a single chore. They make a thousand dishes a day and trash our bathrooms and never clean it. They blame their mess on others, even when we all know it’s them. Even to the point blaming my dad, who is the only reason why they live here rent free.

ANYWAYS

Tonight was my last straw. My mom has severe neck problems so she wasn’t going to make dinner at a decent hour. We were discussing dinner when my the evil duo left to “go do something important”. That was buying food without asking us if we want any. I saw this and felt not so mad, as what they got wasn’t something I’m fond of. But I merely joked “Aw thanks for asking”

We’re a very sarcastic family so I thought they’d make a joke back but no. They start calling me an idiot and saying that they work hard and they don’t want to waste their money on buying us food.

Which is funny because my parents waste money on their phone bill, insurance, their $70,000 wedding, and all their dinners for when they’re too “poor” to get dinner.

So I lost my shit.

I called them assholes and said they should be more grateful we don’t kick them out on the streets.

Needless to say we’re not talking.

But hey. At least I made dinner for my whole family 😊