Okay so this fuel by a couple of glasses of wine but I need to get this off my chest and let's face it, I'd seem crazy doing this to anyone but you ladies!!! so here it goes...

FUCK YOU AUNT FLO!!!! NO ONE INVITED YOU TO MY HOUSE AND NO ONE IS HAPPY YOU ARRIVED 4 DAYS EARLY!!!!ESPECIALLY WHEN I FELT LIKE THIS WAS MY MONTH!!! WHO.DO.YOU.THINK.YOU.ARE?! TURNING UP UNANNOUNCED WHILE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME AT A BBQ WEARING A WHITE PLAY SUIT!!! WHAT A BITCH!!! #wherethehellismybabydust!!!