Weird, dangerous date 🤭

Is this what the young people are doing now? Was he just out to impress? You decide. I’m stumped 🤔

I heard about a young couple, named Jack and Jill.

Their date was this: Going up a hill.

Yep, that’s it. He tempted her into it with the promise, not of a nice picnic, nor a drink, but with: Fetching a pail of water!

As it turned out. She was into it, the freaky b*tch! That, or she was desperate for some action... any action 🤷‍♀️

So they went on this date. And at some point the two of them take a big fall, one after the other. Jack sustained a serious head injury. Jill’s condition remains unknown. As does the outcome of their dating.

But what happened? How did it happen? Did they ever reach that sweet, sweet pail of water? Or did they sit too close to a ledge while Jill gave him an awesome, but distracting hand job, and they went tumbling down from there? Was he found with his pants down at the bottom of the hill?

Why didn’t Jack just stick with a milder activity such as rock climbing, skydiving, or swimming with sharks?

Are they still dating, just sexting, or at least Facebook friends? Or did they ghost each other?

So many unanswered questions guys!

What’s your theory?