Girl you need Eve

-I'm an X-ray tech, we have to screen our patients for pregnancy-

Me: any chance you're pregnant?

Patient: yes actually there's a chance

Me: didn't you just have a surgery two weeks ago? Did they do a blood test?

Patient: yes, it was negative two weeks ago

Me: have you had sex since then?

Patient: no but I had my period last week

Me: did you have sex since your period?

Patient: no, but there's always a chance right?

Me: ....girl you need eve

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