When my coworker heard I had two months until my due date, he proceeded to say “oh you’re good then you can have the baby anytime now it’ll be fine.” To which I responded “nooooo, baby is like 3 pounds, so no.” He then proceeds to say that he was premature (which he has talked about a million times at work, WE GET IT). Then he says there’s still room for complications but it’ll probably be ok.

What?! Seriously dude? Like it’s fine if you’re proud that you were a premie and everything turned out ok. But don’t tell a 7 month pregnant woman that she’s good to have her baby any day now. Thanks but no thanks.