The most inappropriate thing your SO had ever done?

Question

We talked about what our kids did, so what has your SO done?

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Hahaha nah I can't he'd kill me...

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He didn't mean to, but he farted into our window fan and the smell triggered my morning sickness.

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We had a maintenance guy over fixing our lighting. We aren't as social as I'd like and we had just moved here (I always worry that people finding out we're Witches and then that coupled with our semi anti-social ways AND being new will cause problems for us), so I was hoping to make a good impression. Maintenance guys talk.

Anyways, the guy showed up - I'd just finished cleaning the place up and left to take the trash out. I come back up to the apartment and as I open the door, I hear someone say "bit".

Our cat is a biter. He enjoys using his teeth in playful (usually) non-violent ways. My man is also a biter. I knew immediately what had happened. I come in and see my man holding our cat. I was like "sweetie, did you BITE the cat??"

He was all "he bit me first!"

The maintenance guy is laughing, thank god. But I was like "sweetie, I don't care if he bit you, ya don't bite the damn cat!"

At this point I was worried this guy was ganna call and have our cat taken away on animal abuse charges @___@;; but he thought it was funny. And Ghost scampered off after, so it wasn't so bad.

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We had a friend over to watch a game, and they got a little intoxicated. He brought out my vibrator to show his friend... 
I still cannot look at that friend the same

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Touched/flirted with other girls in front of me

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So we're at a friends house -Bob, well Bobs wife is a complete prude so we have to act a certain way (prim and proper) around her to keep her from nagging Bob later. She's usually not there when we vist but this time she was, and we're at the dinner table and in the middle of a discussion when my husband farted. I went from crown and veil speech to "tha fuck, babe?" And we both laughed. Bob giggles, but quickly shot a look to wify who grunts and makes a face but continues talking. That's the last thing I remember, he's pretty good and minding his manners. We got a lighthearted call that night about her calling us rude as hell. We all laughed.

Answer

Broke up with me 😕

The most inappropriate thing your SO had ever done?

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