What's the weirdest thing you have in your purse?

I'll go first.

Edit: Alright alright, let me explain. My mom used to own a porcelain doll shop, where she would make the dolls.. yeah it was as creepy as it sounded, just doll parts everywhere... Anyway we came across this going through some old stuff recently and I was going to bring it home to hide in the fruit bowl to terrorize my roommates but I keep forgetting it's in my purse until I take out my wallet and scream in public.