Husband and I haven't had sex since finding out I'm pregnant with our second baby (18 weeks).

Married 4 years now, with toddler in the house, so I ain't tripping over sex like I would've years ago.

I know we love each other, and that he's just protective. Doesn't want to hurt the baby.

He doesn't even want me eating tilapia cause it's high in mercury. Or hot salsa. Or anything else delicious that he thinks will harm the baby.

Anyway, he knows I've been needing to take matters into my own hands with *ahem* stronger needs than usual. Not gonna lie.

Other than that, life's been good for us.

So just a normal Saturday night. I'm clipping this mans toenails cause he can't reach for shit.

I look disgusting. Haven't showered or brushed my teeth. Hair oily. SOMEHOW he sees this (still clipping his toenails):

But in reality I look and feel like this:

One thing leads to another...

We both stink, but it's love. Only love could bring two stinky asses like that together. 😂

Then he farted in my face while I was cleaning myself up after.🙄