Pat the Belly

😂😂😂😂 So my boyfriend talks in his sleep every once in a while, and when he does, it’s the most hilarious thing ever. He never has anything normal to say, and you can definitely tell he’s dreaming of something strange. Well, I have a new favorite sleep talking night of his and it happened two nights ago.

So we were both laying on our side and he was big spoon and passed out hard core. I couldn’t even move he had me squeezed so tight. I was getting hot and uncomfortable, so I finally got restless and turned on my back and it woke him. He rolls over too his back and he says, “Pat the belly.” I sit up and look at him and go, “What?!?” And he opens his eyes, lifts his head, and stares into my eyes and says “Pat...the belly!” I start to laugh and ask him, “What do you mean? Are you asleep?” And he proceeds to reach over and tap my belly four times, with each pat he counts, “One, two, three, four, pat! Pat! Pat!”

😂😂😂

I’m done, and dying at this point. I just kiss his forehead and pat his belly and he rests his head and closes his eyes. I tell him I love him and he tells me clear as day he loves me, too, and he’s out like a light again.

I told him about it yesterday and he about died laughing, too. He can’t think of what or why he would say or do or dream anything like that. His only explanation was “Maybe Max (our dog) and I switched our subconsciousness.” 😂😂

Sorry, I just find this absolutely hilarious and just too much. I wanted to share. ❤️