so background, I work as a waitress and we had gotten this new dishwasher. he's cute. just saying

so last night, the dishwasher was talking to some of the cooks and telling them how there was a girl he went to school with who would suck dick for $5. so me, tryna be funny, held my hand out for the fiver. he was in disbelief (because I look hella innocent) that I would even do that.

Fast forward to me doing my closing side work...

THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND TRIES TO SLIP ME A $5 BILL!

he played it off like he was joking.

so I responded with, "Whenever you're up for it"

and he said, "Oh, I'm always up for it."

Oh geez... what did I get myself into...