I just wanted to catch two hours of sleep before work. I couldn't get to sleep for anything. And then, not ten minutes before my alarm goes off, my boyfriend rolls onto his back. He told me he doesn't sleep on his back because he snores really badly. Well, come to find out he snores really badly because he has apniatic episodes and STOPS FUCKING BREATHING when he sleeps on his back. So that's what woke me up five minutes before my alarm goes off.

Sigh. I love him to death but if he wakes me up while I'm sleeping at home tomorrow I'm locking him out of the house.