Is this a crazy idea?

Please do not judge me. Idek what I am thinking right now lol. Here it goes. I am going to lose my virginity to one of my guy friends in a month. And you’re probably thinking it’s crazy that I think that’s gonna happen but trust me. Anyway I am trying to prepare myself and I have a dildo but every time I put it in it hurts SO much and I have to take it right out. Even with lube. I am just trying to prepare myself. Anyway I have a bunch of lesbian friends who offered to help me out by fucking me with my dildo. I know that sounds weird but we’re all just super close and it’s not weird. Anyway. I really want them to give me a drug that will make me pass out so they can just basically fuck me (with my consent) so when I actually go to fuck my friend it won’t hurt. Is this a really crazy idea? I know you’ll all say it is but just be honest.

But also I’ve low key had a crush on him forever and have always wanted to lose it to him, as he has to me. We used to be s thing ***