"I'm drunk and horny"

so this guy who I used to sext hits me up on Snapchat. he messages me and says this shit

(this is not the exact words. but it's close enough)

him- "Do you have a boyfriend?"

me- "Why do you ask?"

him- "I'm drunk, baked, and horny. so i wanted to know if you wanted to sext."

me- "Just because you're drunk doesn't mean I am obligated to sext you"

him- "I know... so do you ever get in the mood?"

me- "Not now."

him- "Well what do I do with it?" (meaning his boner, I assume)

me- (being done with this shit) "Kill it. Smash it. Cut it off. Feed it to the chickens."

...

why are guys such assholes.

anyways. enjoy a giggle