What’s the weirdest thing a guy has said to you?

I really like video games.

My ex thought this was awesome and talked about how much he loved it.

Well one night we were texting and talking about video games and he said something like “I would believe that you’re a dude if you didn’t have that tight little pussy between your legs”

Yeah.. I didn’t even know what to say to that, I think I thought about it for so long like “how tf do I even respond to that” that I didn’t text him back for hours 😂

Edit: people.. he is my ex

EX